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hellatosis 

(hella'toe`sis) v. Breath so bad it must be from Hell. Beyond Halitosis.
Example 1
Jay: Hey Dave, did you smell Rick's breath yesterday? It was so bad it could have literally melted the paint off a '65 Mustang... From the PRESENT day.
Dave: Dang! That sounds like he must've had some BAD Hellatosis.
Jay: Sounds? You mean smells.
Dave: What? You mean that's not a pile of dead bodies of rotting in the hot sun somewhere?
Jay: If somewhere is in Rick's mouth... then yeah.

Example 2
Robert loves smoking cloves and doesn't care if it smells like a smoldering piss soaked carpet being blown out a butt-hole to other people. He's completely unaware of his hellatosis that can bring a man to his knees, double over and up-chuck his lunch until next tuesday.
hellatosis by auditus maximus December 9, 2008

Escalator Hesitator 

Someone who pauses prior to stepping on an escalator due to irrational fear of stepping on the cracks…
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.
great, another escalator hesitator holding us up ..
Escalator Hesitator by silkist October 28, 2010

hellaword 

1) Cool, really awesome or:
2) Yes, I highly agree with that.
1)Person one:"A Colourado is playing a show on friday."
Person two:"Hellaword!"

2)Person one:"Hey! Want some candy homie?"
Person two:"Hellaword."
hellaword by Mallory O. May 18, 2006

HELLATRASH 

A Roblox Audio Maker That Can Crack Any Bait He's Basically Roblox Teejayx6.
Audio Maker 1: YO BRO YOUR BAIT GOT CRACKED AND LEAKED LOL
Audio Maker 2: DAMN IT HAD TO BE HELLATRASH.
HELLATRASH by Fluxmane January 1, 2021

hellastorm 

A disturbance of the atmosphere marked by hellawind and hellarain, occurring in the Northern area of California. Also known simply as "rain" by the rest of the United States.
People were kayaking in the Safeway parking lot during that hellastorm.
hellastorm by Supercallafrajalistic December 13, 2014

Hellaported 

To teleport in a hella extreme fashion
Person: wtf how'd you get here so fast?
Friend: i hellaported the hell over here
Hellaported by Darylism October 26, 2009