heiney

iNoun/i Bottom; posterior.

Cor, look at the heiney on that!

by Padster October 19, 2003

Heiney darts

Anal sex - heiney meaning posterior with the penis being the dart and the anus being the bullsey.

- Wow, look at that perfect ass!
- Ya, I wouldn't mind playing a few rounds of heiney darts with her.

by Heiney darts world champion November 13, 2011

Heiney Chatter

Farting in a way that sounds like distant thunder. It has several small notes instead of one loud blast.

It was hard to concentrate on reading while listening to your heiney chatter. Maybe next time you will layoff the burritos. farting

by Mr. Butterworth August 23, 2016