heijinged 

You have been downsized and down trodden because the wiggly jigglies you have been making are now outsourced to China.

Hey Joe, how come, you in Starbucks at this hour. Cute new barista?

Nah, my company was heijinged. Our wiggly jigglies are now made in China!

heijinged by Mayuura December 2, 2007

Beijinged 

to place onself in a hazy state of mind, much like the air condition in Beijing as demonstrated during the 2008 Summer Olympic games

Baxter: yo man, what do you want to do tonight?

Tristan: i don't know, had a rough weekend, thinking of chilling out and getting beijinged tonight.

Baxter: good idea man, i will bring the greens around 8.

Beijinged by taylork October 7, 2008

Heidinger

A man who finds pleasure in masturbating with random kitchen or cleaning items.

Dude, stop pulling a heidinger at my house.

Heidinger by studmuffin679 December 14, 2010

beijinged 

verb. to beijing
The act of shitting oneself while on a date with a woman.
Accidentally shitting on a woman.

Person 1: How'd your date go last night?
Person 2: Not good. I beijinged her.

beijinged by Mao the Chairman June 20, 2011

herringed 

To be forcefully and consistently coerced into having 'just one more drink' over the course of a night often while trying to make your excuses to get away home. Eventually the victim(s) will be so inebriated that they become part of the cycle and start buying increasingly strong & ridiculous alcoholic drinks rounds ending only when the landlord kicks everyone out or someone vomits/urinates on them self or one of the group shouts "everyone back to mine". At that point you know it's gone really wrong and tomorrow will be a total write-off.

"Oh, you won't see him today, he was herringed last night."
"Dude, you look like shit, what the hell happened?"........"I got herringed last night"

herringed by Cwithee April 18, 2018