Hey You Fat Disgutsting Heffer how about you invite ur hot friends over so i can pick them up while you lik my ass
by A Person That Knows One May 15, 2006
by Orange swirl smoothie October 24, 2009
That Heffer just smiled at me.
by Phail and Dan September 15, 2008
1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow.
3. A Mary Beth.
2. A female cow.
3. A Mary Beth.
by Just Some Bitch April 17, 2014
by BarryMcCaukener December 7, 2016
Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.
"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."
by information station February 7, 2012