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A sexual manouver implying the insertion of a man's genatalia into a womans mouth whilst a group of people (usually midgets) spank, fiddle and fornicate the mans finely carved ass. Meanwhile, a slightly overweight to horrifically obese man should be slammin' his junk into the womans pussy whilst gargling urine and cum to the tune of the national anthem of the country in which his mother (video-taping the whole thing) was born. A spider-monkey is usually allowed to run on a rampage after being drugged up with enough aphrodysiacs to make an elephant hump a tree.
If i can get the fat guy and midgets, do wanna heevicate with me?
heevicate by Call me Bobalina January 10, 2008
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hessican 

noun.

the best human being alive.
loves to paint.
did someone say tennis?
get's really hungry and wants to eat like a pig.
twinz.
one time she was a geisha.
somehow understands people when they speak thai.
is beautiful inside and out.
the most sarcastic person ever.
is a really good best friend.
Hessican loves (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) oh so much!
hessican by ilikefaggotgoats June 16, 2010
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hesicate 

to laugh and hesitate at the same time.
caela hesicated as i told her a joke that wasn't really funny at all.
hesicate by PARISBUNNY August 7, 2007

Heesecak 

WHAT IS A HEESECAK
Heesecak by StaRrFlY_1 June 8, 2021
Heesiang is a type of friend who is holy but likes to talk bad about people behind their backs. Although he may seem loyal, he is actually quite two-faced. Although most people might not like him at first you will soon grow to like him
Oh I wish heesiang would stop going to church
heesiang by Ssammwear November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026