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1.
Short for hand job; derivative of the more desirable "beej," which is short for blow job. Often used self-mockingly in the wake of not receiving more desirable forms of sexual contact.
-dude did you get a beej last night?
-no but i got a real sweet heej, i had to pretend that i passed out before permanent dammage was done.
by freshmouse April 07, 2006