heavy pockets

"dude, if I ever want to buy that car i'm gonna need some heavy pockets"
by jenjenjenjen May 18, 2014
mugGet the heavy pocketsmug.

The Heavy Back Pocket

A Descriptive term used to describe a an individual who may have deficated on one's self with their pants on hence the back pocket; the term heavy describes the fecal matter.
After a shit reminiscent aroma swept through the library one of the students shouted out "whose got the heavy back pocket?"
by Vicious Styles March 02, 2010
mugGet the The Heavy Back Pocketmug.

heavy gravity pocket

An imaginary patch of strong gravitational pull that causes a person walking home to deviate suddenly from their path and collide with stationary objects such as trees, electricity poles, walls or even roads. Usually associated with excessive alcoholic intake. Generally a heavy gravity pocket is a late evening phenomenon that frequently leads to an Unexplained/Unidentified Drinking Injury (UDI).
"What happened to your leg?"

"I was walking home from the pub and whoooa — I suddenly hit this heavy gravity pocket. It came out of nowhere."
by Botosafado February 18, 2008
mugGet the heavy gravity pocketmug.