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Heavy Chevy 

When anything contains a high dose of Chevy Chase and is therefore hilariously awesome.

Chevy Chase does not actually have to be physically present, as long as his spirit is embodied.

Heavy Chevy = good
Straight Lampooning = good
No more Chevy = lame (a.k.a. Friends or America's Funniest Home Videos after Bob Saget left the show)
Did you see Dale* trying to learn to ride a bike? It was Heavy Chevy!

*a 22-year-old noob with cheese stains on his crotch who still doesn't know how to ride a bike
Heavy Chevy by Heavy Chevy August 19, 2009
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Heavy Chevy 

Contrary to the other definitions, the term heavy chevy was originally used by General Motors as a trim package on the early 70's Chevrolet Chevelle's aimed at people who wanted muscle car looks for relatively low costs and lower insuarance rates.
-Is that an SS chevelle?
-Naw its a heavy chevy, cant afford the insurance for an SS
Heavy Chevy by Graham91 June 29, 2006

Heavy Chevy 

A large, heavy chevy vehicle, such as a caprice or a tahoe. First used in lyrics by camaflauge.
Ridin in my heavy chevy blowin on some wood.
R.I.P. Camaflauge
Heavy Chevy by Big Bob November 18, 2004

Heavy Chevy 

A low level Chevelle that was produced from 1971-1972, it had all the power of the SS but was cheaper and look basic on the inside but it had stripes on the side.
Bill couldn't afford the Chevelle SS so he bought the Heavy Chevy instead.
Heavy Chevy by Asian Dude 428 June 18, 2021

Heavy Chevy 

a chick wit a nice big ass
Damn She gottah Heavy Chevy
Heavy Chevy by ThickyNikki July 29, 2005

heavy like a chevy

heavy like a chevy, c'mon little mama let me rub up on your belly

HeavyHeavyLowLow

A slightly experimental mathcore band formed in 2004 in San Jose, California. Their name now has spaces in it. Apparently another scene band that scene kids mistakenly label as grindcore, whether or not the music actually has any grind influence or none at all. Much like the other person who has written a definition for this band.
Me: So, what do you listen to?

Ignorant person: I like a lot of music, but I'm mostly into grindcore.

Me: O rly? What are some of your favorites?

Ignorant person: Hmm, I think We Butter the Bread With Butter, HeavyHeavyLowLow, iwrestledabearonce, Whitechapel, Napalm Death, See You Next Tuesday, and Chelsea Grin are all sick bands.

Me: Dude, the only grindcore band you listed is Napalm Death, and they've been deathgrind for most of their career! Go get educated on what grindcore is, then maybe I'll take your opinion more seriously.