A girl who claims to have boobs, and while there is some protrusion from the chest, what she has are not what a man would called boobs. They are joke sized and therefore only recognized as "Heather Boobs." They technically exist, but only to the individual with them. The male population at large will reject them as boobs.
Roger: Where are your boobs?
Heather: I have Boobs
Roger: Well, you have Heather boobs.
by Larry 78 October 15, 2017
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