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An outdated name that was popular in the 1970's and 80's.

The subject of a movie about mean popular girls.

An overused boring name like Ashley, Jennifer, or Tiffany.

Sometimes can be a popular girl, usually sort of funny and gets along well with guys. Might be pretty or have a laid back personality. When gone bad, they are your worst nightmare.

A name for most women over 20.

40 years from now the name Heather will be equivalent to Phyllis, Opal, Or Pearl. It is a future old lady name.

It's also a purple bell shaped flowering shrub.
I would never name my kid Heather. That's such an old lady name.

I know like 30 Heathers, I had three in every class I was in.

Look at the pretty Heather on the fields over there!
by mewing muse February 02, 2010
 
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Blonde bitch big tits but after being with her you can never get over her. its like she put some of her soul into you......THE SOUL OF SATAN!!!!!!!
Guy 1: hey its time to worship Heather.

Guy2: don't you mean satan?

guy 1: whats the difference?
by dr DD August 14, 2009
 
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weird individual, who is paranoid and has multiple phobias, she cant buy tampons by herself and refuses to be naked in front of her husband..
an example of a heather:

short busty brunette who has a phobia of being blonde, and walks like shes got something on her mind, slouches so no one notices her and acts like a BAMF
by Bexxx17 June 12, 2009
 
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The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night?

Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!

Big Hope : Was she any good?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....

Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!

Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?

Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
by Michelle Pussythrusts November 29, 2007
 
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a girl who loves kevin
Person #1: Whose that girl with Kevin?

Person #2: She's such a Heather
by brotatohead April 25, 2009
 
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Shouts out random things, like, "look..there's a bug!" Uses Hailis vaginas for phone service. When she yells, she sounds like a little mouse. An awesome person and fun to be around. Bites their nails like crazy! Are very into Richards. Makes good friends with Hailis and Dennys. Loves Denny coffee and breakfast. Records Hailis singing Bohemien Rhasposdy. Fights Jeeps and looses.
Haili: "Wow, that girls yells like a Heather."
Denny: "Yeah, I know. It's quite funny."
by heatherisgay April 03, 2009
 
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Heather is usually a name for dumpster babies. These dumpster babies usually grow up to be very skanky and unusually tiny.
Mr. Wayne and Mrs. Sally just found a baby in the dumpster, and named her Heather.
by Cal Hacker March 03, 2009