A Heather is a completely helpless troll who lives under the stairs of apartment complexes. They are usually quiet and timid at first, but once you get to know them...they explode and turn into an all out bitch that lets her true colors shine through!
Hey...who ate my pizza?

Probably the Heather under the stairs!
by Warman December 02, 2010
A women who is nice to the extreme due to her christian background
This women is a left wing feminist who is also ignorant of world problems.
Man 1: You no that chick at the party i met last night?
Man 2: Yea what about her?

man 1: She was such a heather
man 2: haha lol
by sixtyninekrystina October 14, 2010
Girl. Taurus. Good match with Leo.
"Leo finds sensuality and passion with Taurus. These two signs will party, play and share a strong friendship. They share similar ideas about sex and that’s a great start. Taurus is instantly attracted to outgoing Leo. Taurus will stick with Leo through good times and not so great times. This is something Leo needs to feel secure. Taurus also finds Leo independence very attractive. This is a highly rewarding combination that has both long and short term potential. Before they know it, they could fall madly in love. Taurus is serious and sensual. Leo considers Taurus a keeper and friendship will always be evident long after the attraction has ended. You will learn more about yourselves in this relationship. It’s worth the insight."

Great friend, and very loyal. Of course, has her moments.
Elizabeth: Hey heather! How're you?
Heather: My period murdered meh! GO AWAY

-Heather has logged off-

Elizabeth: o.o...
by TehUnknownLoser September 20, 2009
A Heather is someone who is cool but doesn't really know it until somebody tells her then gets a big head and thinks she's all that until she loses money in the bank or hears the word "eat" (even though she is thick she does have a complex) and becomes an 8 year old baby. Then she gets money and she sees that she's a cool person anyway then everything's cool until the next storm<---the next personal crisis in a lifetime. They're usually short, burnette, ebony eyes, and has big boobs. She's proud of what she is and nobody will stop her (unless the cable bill is too high, no food in the house, the dog is sick, and no money). Other than that she's all that and a bag of chips but sometimes is smart for her own good.
Person: "She's so precious."

Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)

Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."

Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."

Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)
by No Money No Rent June 25, 2010
Hates pantylines. Can be "snarky".
Heather is a nice girl, yet snarky.
by wsftugirl February 03, 2010
Referring to the idea of being a desperate bitch who constantly complains and cheats on men to get attention (not to mention cybering and fucking them 6+ times a day). You do NOT want to be a heather, it is very bad.
Wow she's a Heather.
by Oxyc0tt0n November 03, 2010
Best described as; Crazy, Bitch, Stalker, One that can't keep a boyfriend for too long, Coke addict, Spent time in jail. One not to bring home to meet the parents.
-"Don't pick up the phone it's Heather!"

-"Damn, that bitch is crazy!"
by heneverlovedyou July 05, 2010

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