look up any word, like someoneelsie:
 
78.
Blonde bitch big tits but after being with her you can never get over her. its like she put some of her soul into you......THE SOUL OF SATAN!!!!!!!
Guy 1: hey its time to worship Heather.

Guy2: don't you mean satan?

guy 1: whats the difference?
by dr DD August 14, 2009
33 127
 
79.
weird individual, who is paranoid and has multiple phobias, she cant buy tampons by herself and refuses to be naked in front of her husband..
an example of a heather:

short busty brunette who has a phobia of being blonde, and walks like shes got something on her mind, slouches so no one notices her and acts like a BAMF
by Bexxx17 June 12, 2009
40 143
 
80.
The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night?

Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!

Big Hope : Was she any good?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....

Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!

Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?

Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
by Michelle Pussythrusts November 29, 2007
506 610
 
81.
a girl who loves kevin
Person #1: Whose that girl with Kevin?

Person #2: She's such a Heather
by brotatohead April 25, 2009
35 175
 
82.
Shouts out random things, like, "look..there's a bug!" Uses Hailis vaginas for phone service. When she yells, she sounds like a little mouse. An awesome person and fun to be around. Bites their nails like crazy! Are very into Richards. Makes good friends with Hailis and Dennys. Loves Denny coffee and breakfast. Records Hailis singing Bohemien Rhasposdy. Fights Jeeps and looses.
Haili: "Wow, that girls yells like a Heather."
Denny: "Yeah, I know. It's quite funny."
by heatherisgay April 03, 2009
29 176
 
83.
Heather is usually a name for dumpster babies. These dumpster babies usually grow up to be very skanky and unusually tiny.
Mr. Wayne and Mrs. Sally just found a baby in the dumpster, and named her Heather.
by Cal Hacker March 03, 2009
115 263
 
84.
Someone who is usually the bitchy cheerleader type who is unusually short and stubby. Will show you her boobes. Will date any dumbass that doesnt really lover just because she wants someone. But is actually picky about her friends.
Did you see heather last night?
The cheerleader bitch?
Yea! She totally showed me her boobes!
by martinhater April 19, 2009
42 203