heaslip 

the name of excellence. people with this last name are often fun, outgoing, lovable, outspoken, and like sex. not very common, meaning rare. meeting a "heaslip" is a once in a lifetime chance.

girl1-do you know him?
girl2-i think his last name is heaslip.
girl1-Omg, a heaslip. Ive never met one. But ive heard so much. I have to talk to him
girl2-okay

heaslip by iwrestledapersononce October 23, 2009

Haslippy 

An overly wordy legalese way of writing a simple memo to students. Usually including firstly, secondly, thirdly, fourthly and containing at least 5 paragraphs.

"Man, that e-mail was so haslippy"

Haslippy by legaleagle86 April 19, 2010

Haslip

a hair style sported by lesbians, usually professors. Usually includes the use of lots of hair gel.

youve got the haslip hair going on today

Haslip by Josin April 15, 2008