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grandma's heartbreaker potion 

A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.

It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.

It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*

Person1: It's clobberin time!
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Heartbreaker Swag 

Someone who has style when breaking hearts. A heartbreak that lasts for years.

If you still love someone years after you broke up, they had Heartbreaker Swag.
"She destroyed him with her heartbreaker swag." OR "he can't handle all that heartbreaker swag"

Valentine's Day Heartbreak 

Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.
A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)

Heartbreaks and 808's 

Team USA (Soccer) building you up only to let you down. This stems from EA Sports FIFA 2010 and how the team is just ok and if using them will lead you to a total let down.
John: Damn bro cant we win the F$%#en cup!
Jay: "Heartbreaks and 808's"

Heartbreak soldier 

Heartbreak soldier is someone who fights for love until they get it and doesn't give up on that person
Alexa-I have such strong feelings for him but we are falling apart
Frankie-Then go be a Heartbreak Soldier and tell him how you feel and fight for you're love

Heartbreak Stare

The long cold look you give to the person who you love but doesn't love you as they walk out of your life or passed you or even towards you.
Did you see that, John was totally giving her the heartbreak stare, poor misguided fool.

heartbrake stomach ache 

the horrible feeling in ones stomach when there heart is broken
nothing i just got a heartbrake stomach ache