Heart Rate Phenomena 

The feeling a male gets when he thinks about the girl he seriously cares about. His heart begins to beat rapidly, and only subsides when he thinks of something completely different.

"Hey how's your girl Jenny?"
"Man, you just gave me HRP (Heart Rate Phenomena) right before a math test."
"Oh, sorry dawg"

Heart Rate Phenomena by martin3eh May 11, 2009

heart rate shy 

Someone that isn't confortable with their own heart rate. Scared of looking like a toc because of their unreasonably high resting heart rate.

"Hey Frank, what's your heart rate?"

"Nah fam, it's way too high I don't wanna show it to you. I'm heart rate shy bro"

heart rate shy by nabanane February 6, 2020

the heart rate of a mouse 

A sad fan fiction about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco. It's set I'm the 70's and is a very popular 'ryden (the ship name of these two dudes) fanfic.

Person 1: why are you crying?
Person 2: I just finished reading The Heart Rate Of A Mouse

Person 1: Oh I see now

the heart rate of a mouse by Sadboiiiii June 7, 2018

Hearteater 

The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.

The hearteater came for Emily...
She died so young.

Hearteater by theyreallfine October 18, 2019

hearteater 

A person that you used to be in love with but that person hurt you and didn’t care at all, then the person acts like he/she cares about you when they don’t

She hurt me and now she is a hearteater

hearteater by Sad15yearold March 29, 2019

Heartrape 

The absolutely, positively, worst feeling ever in the history of mankind and the world itself. Heartrape is an intense emotional pain, exceeding that of heartbreak.

One may feel heartrape when a relationship comes to an end, when they have been cheated on, and especially at the point of immense disappointment.

Imagine someone breaking a promise they made to you... heartrape.

Imagine you're dog chewing your phone charger in half... heartrape.

Imagine your roommate eating all of your HoHo's and Zebra Cakes... heartrape.

Imagine being kicked by your own mother, getting back up, and being kicked again... heartrape.

Dude I looked it up, Kate Hudson really did have a baby... total heartrape.

Heartrape by The Usual Suspect July 24, 2011