A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.
Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?
Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.
Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.
Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021