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headgear 

tortue made for the children (and some adults) of the world.
A- my orthodontist is making me wear torture made for children
B- headgear?
A- yup.
headgear by chihuahuacheese January 6, 2011

Headweather 

Mental state of affairs.
Jane is serene, her headweather is good.
Headweather by Alice Crowley April 4, 2009

HeadGear719 

The opposite of a douche that is full of it. This type of person does not have a fetish for cars, and doesn't feel the need to always correct everyone even when they are correct.
Guy 1: man he's a dick!

Guy 2: yeah he's not even close to being a headgear719

Gearhead: GRAVITY!!!! CARS!!!! ENGINES!!!!
HeadGear719 by The Bantasaur December 4, 2010

Marvellous headgear, queer 

Another way of saying, "Nice hat, faggot."
"Marvellous headgear, queer."

"Hey, SHUT UP man!"

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear! 

"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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