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headphone kid 

A kid that had to experience his parents getting divorced during his childhood and who eventually just used to remain in his or her room alone with headphones on at full blast in order not to hear the constant shouting and screaming of his or her parents breaking up anymore.
"The Blairs' are totally going for the huge and nasty break-up turning poor Jerry into a headphone kid"
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headphoned 

To wrap your legs around a person who is sucking your dick, or eating your pussy. Its the shit.
I was eating this girl out, and she headphoned me, it made the experience that much better.

Some bitch was sucking my dick so i headphoned her!
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headphonegirl

Cool and calm . Never bother her or else u are bothered. Literally hates people . Love for headphone is 24/7 . Loves art & music . Hobies are painting n singing but people might not lnow abt this . Does absolutely nothing which has efforts . Always a sleepyhead and is lost in her own land
U r just a headphonegirl if u know it ??

Headphone Kid 

One of those weird sped retards who have to wear those big dumb noise-cancelling headphones at loud places.
Hey look at that freaky Headphone Kid! Lets dump our milk cartons on his head!
Headphone Kid by zyx. March 11, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026