haxmonkey 

A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.

Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...

haxmonkey by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009

haxmonkey 

A person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn't.

Hey, look at Joe. He's trying to program C++ with a typewriter. What a haxmonkey!

haxmonkey by Alway11 May 7, 2007

Hoodmonkey 

one of them trifling ass bitches from the set who be runnin like theres no tomorrow

That bitch ass hoodmonkey Shaniqua dont know how his baby daddy is!!

Hoodmonkey by Sideshow Skeeter April 26, 2005

headonked

Headonked is the process of performing oral sex or foreplay with a man's sexual organs (including transvestites).

There are a few different forms of the work headonk

1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking

How was the headonking last night?

Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!

Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!

headonked by Juan Pierre January 21, 2008

haxmonkey 

One who masturbates so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.

Man, david is so horny hes a freakin haxmonkey!

haxmonkey by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011

hellmonkey 

Hellmonkey is a type of genetically engendered guy with a 3 1/2 incher that can pull any woman or man he/she wants.

Whoa! look at that Hellmonkey over there.

hellmonkey by rduggz October 26, 2013

harmonkey 

Harmonkey is Horsy’s bestfriend. They are so funny and have an unbreakable bong. I meant bond.

Horsy and Harmonkey s

harmonkey by hairybum November 21, 2021