by v1nny2lurkxz August 8, 2022
When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)
by The Spaghetti Headster April 16, 2020
A stinky, dirtier, lazier version of a hippy. Ulti-heady's are so worthless, they can't even be a heady spinner at a concert. They end up bumming shrooms and weed outside the shows, and never actually get to see any music.
by $ot$haman June 28, 2011
Sucking on Wally the blue vein, bobbing down on the clown!! Pressure relief valve for the purple headed warrior!! {She enjoys giving heady lipis}
She enjoys giving heady lipis
by Wally the blue vein January 12, 2022
by eattsie December 18, 2008
*notices all the chips are gone*
Person 1: Hey, what kind of heady bobby would eat all the chips!?
Person 2: *Whistles innocently*
Person 1: Hey, what kind of heady bobby would eat all the chips!?
Person 2: *Whistles innocently*
by MyspaceTrash2001 September 20, 2018
A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.
by Maddog55 October 27, 2019