3 definitions by $ot$haman

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A stinky, dirtier, lazier version of a hippy. Ulti-heady's are so worthless, they can't even be a heady spinner at a concert. They end up bumming shrooms and weed outside the shows, and never actually get to see any music.
Did you see that ulti-heady passed out in that puddle of piss outside Red Rocks after Phish???
by $ot$haman June 28, 2011

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A way to describe activities of nothingness. Feeling too lazy to even lift your finger to change the channel, often leading to a semi-vegetative state.
I wish this day would end, I can't wait til' I can get home, take a bong rip and go on full post...
by $ot$haman June 28, 2011

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(bloo-fart) A feminine phenomena that resembles a shart. A blufart only occurs during a menstrual cycle, and with appropriate force to eject blood along with micro poop particles.
Girl 1,
"wow, I shouldn't push those too hard, it might be a blufart, and I don't have another change of panties."
by $ot$haman June 28, 2011

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