head week

The same thing as period week. Nobody is getting laid during this time, and the most a guy can reasonably expect is a blowjob.

Often the only time some guys can connive oral out of sexually stingy partners.

"Hey man, did you bang that girl last night?"
"Nah, turns out it was head week."
"Right on!"

by D-Moneys April 6, 2008

red week is head week

when a lady is on her period and the guy wants to have sex but shes bleeding. soo, it calls for head (:

man : heyy baby lets get it on
girlfriend : but baby its my time of the month
man : you know what they say, 'red week is head week' (;

by iamcoco February 18, 2011

Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

by sleepychicken0511 October 21, 2023