head pan Share definition Flag Head panning is the act of sliding your head from side to side such as obese black women often do when they say "Oh no you didnt." She head panned and said "Oh no you didn't" after I was done insulting her mother. head pan by weylin2137210 May 13, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the head pan mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch