head lock

someone puts there arm around your head and squeezes

today at school i got a head lock and a wedgie for wearing briefs

by wedgie nerd 1 January 29, 2009

head lock

when your sack hair get somehow cought under your foreskin very painful

either something just bit me on the nads or i just got head lock!

by ozyslang August 24, 2003

head lock

what all the kids are calling sex these days

bill put me in the best head lock ever last night!

by pnub September 17, 2005

Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.

My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

chewbacca In a head lock

A chewbacc in a headlock is a sex act where a man with a completely un-trimmed bush fucks a woman until he is about to climax...then he pulls out, sticks it in her mouth, grabs her head and forces her to take his cum and bite all his pubes off.

Dude I'm so sore, Jenna put my chewbacca in a head lock

by The dank mofo March 30, 2017

Tumlin Head Lock

The act of assisting someone in masturbation using the inside of your elbow, also called the Melrose Chicken Wing

A hand job is good, but the grip is tighter with a Tumlin Head Lock

by Artofishl September 6, 2016

head up and locked

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.

Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.

by barber of seville May 17, 2021