The screw up of the mind after enrolling in and/or attending any post secondary education
"A man came by today recruiting young high school graduates to get a head fuck
by Blastigle August 28, 2004
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Term used to characterize a man or woman that has curly hair and is disliked.
Brennan: "Yeah well your just a big fat curly headed fuck!"
Dale: "Oh yeah"
Brennan: "Yeah"
Dale: "Im a curly headed fuck?"
by Todd Schultz August 15, 2009
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Typically coming from the zoomer generation, a broccoli headed fuck is a type of zoomer who’s haircut resembles the top of a stalk of broccoli. Broccoli headed fucks typically travel in packs which can be easily seen from afar due to:

The cloud of vape smoke the emit as they all suck each others Juules

Screaming their zoomer catch phrases that have somehow become the cool thing to say despite being more retarded than 1000 years of incest such as straight bussin, on god, no cap, that’s mid, fire or lit, dead ass, cheugy, GYAT, ONG, sneaky link, vibe check, or sus

Filming TikToks in public spaces while being a massive inconvenience to non broccoli headed fucks such as in gyms, hallways, at the top/bottom of a set of stairs, or in the street.

All wearing red, white, or black outfits from True Religion or Supreme.

Blasting shitty mumble rap that is basically sexually assaulting everyone’s ears
I was trying to go to the gym earlier but my gym has a pandemic of broccoli headed fucks filming themselves dancing to mumble rap everywhere.
by Sugg Madic June 28, 2023
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Noun. A person with a bowl haircut that looks rather similar to the Beetles haircut, or just has big,poofy, spherical hair.
Look at that Beetle Headed Fuck. Don't you just want to push him to the ground and dangle a loogy right above his face?
by MC Marrs July 15, 2010
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Occurs during or after watching one of the works of Filmmaker David Lynch, when the astutley observed, nightmarish portrayal of the true nature of the human condition causes such a level of identification with the protagonist(s), that one suffers their fate and (either momentarily or on a prolonged, recurrent basis) begins to question the reality of his or her surroundings, relationships, actions and the time-space continuum itself.
I watched Inland Empire the other day, the room 47 scene spun me into a Lynchian Head Fuck.
by HerNewCamaro December 31, 2010
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Someone that has an oversized head due to being too close to radiation when they were younger.

This may also cause them to get a McCain colour penis.

There head may also resemble a shape of an onion.

Sometime, very rare because of the radiation they grow rat tails!
The fat head fuck! spit it and said - I’ve not got rat tails, your relentless!
by Sammo88 February 27, 2020
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