He's a patriots fan 

A douchebag that loves Tom Brady so much they just can't stop talkin about him like there butt buddies.

" wow did you see that guy just diss his girl"

"Let it go man he's a patriots fan"

Someone who completely ignores statistics to believe Brady is the best in the league.

Someone who will argue his opinion until your ears bleed completely disregarding the facts.

I was talking to this guy about football and all he said was Tom Brady this and Tom Brady's the best ... He didn't even want to talk game .. So lame

Yea he's a patriots fan alright only seeing one thing Tom Brady's ass instead of an intelligent woman who can talk nfl!

He's a patriots fan by Catpain January 13, 2014

Hepatitis C ya 

A pissed off way of saying goodbye.

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.

Hepatitis C ya by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019

Hepatitis A-Z

STD(s) acquired via drinking Bell Delphine's bathwater.

"Aw man, I got hepatitis A-Z, I've got two months to live."

Hepatitis A-Z by DudeBroKowski September 15, 2021

Hepatitis B 

The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!

Hepatitis B by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019

Hepatitties

Tits that have been infected with hepatitis. Somehow.

Her hepatitties were rather large, but were they worth the HIV-ridden consequences?

Hepatitties by Rye_ January 17, 2011

hepatitis 

Hepatitis is a term that means inflammation of the liver.

Inflammation is a natural reaction of the body to injury and often causes swelling and tenderness.

Alcohol, chemicals, drugs and viruses can all cause hepatitis.

There are several different viruses that cause hepatitis, such as hepatitis A, hepatitis B or hepatitis C. Each of these viruses may produce similar symptoms and they can all infect and inflame the liver. The main difference between the viruses is how they are transmitted, the way they cause liver damage and the effects they have on a person's health.

Hepatitis is described as either an acute or chronic illness. An acute illness will only last a short time and although it may be severe, most people recover from the illness within a few weeks with no lasting effects. A chronic illness is one that lasts a long time, often for the rest of a person's life.

Hepatitis A is mostly transmitted through contact with contaminated faeces.

Hepatitis B is found in body fluids including blood, saliva, semen, mucus, vaginal fluid and breast milk. It can be easily transmitted through sexual activity, sharing injecting equipment, sharing toothbrushes or razors, unsterilised tattooing and body piercing equipment and from mother to child at birth.

Hepatitis C is transmitted by blood to blood contact only. This means that blood infected with hepatitis C must come into direct contact with the bloodstream of another person.

hepatitis by Hepatitis Australia July 24, 2007

hepatitis Q

A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.

Dan picked up a nasty case of hepatitis Q last night from that skank, here, look at this picture!

hepatitis Q by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006