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A play on the word the 3rd person singular present of have (Verb)
Verb: Possess, own, or hold.
Used with a past participle to form the perfect, pluperfect, and future perfect tenses, and the conditional mood:
I need to get more results in marketing. This marketing campaign has to (hazzto) work this time.

I should call hazzto customer acquisition experts to put strategic a plan together.
hazzto by Hazzto August 31, 2012
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Anything which is annoying or causing discomfort.
Originally the punishment for disrespecting the Gran Vizir or Sultan of Turkey,

Consisting of having an expert operator impale you by sticking a pointed pole up your ass and having it emerge near your neck without hurting any vital organ, so that the offended Sovereign could watch you enjoy the feeling until you die of starvation.
Boy: Hey Sue can you come play?

Sue yes but I must take care my little brother and take him with me.
Boy: what a hazzouk!

Girl to BFF: that loser keeps calling me and sending me messages.
Friend: what a Hazzouk!
Girl: yeah he doesn't get it
Hazzouk by Sultan.of.Oz February 28, 2018
Related Words
Hazzoka stands for KARROKA.

She is a very kind girl with a big heart.
Her name starts always with R (Rim, Rania...)

Always hungry and angry.
- Do you know that girl ? Rim from varroc ?

- Oh you mean hazzoka , yes I know her, she’s so kind !
hazzoka by Mimifaa November 21, 2021
Hazzou is literally the sexiest man alive and the best friend you can have and the as a boyfriend he never disappoints. You are lucky to have Hazzou in your Life. But he is not afraid to tell you the truth right to your face.
Personyo Hazzou”
Hazzou by _Harvey_Specter_ November 23, 2021

Hazzobese 

An obese Rugby player at Sydney Grammar School infamous for being the most submissive player in the GPS
“Hazzobese had intercourse with a gay midget
Hazzobese by BigFatty69 May 14, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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