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Eden Hazard

A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.
'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
Eden Hazard by redberet October 20, 2018
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Health Hazard 

A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.
Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”
Health Hazard by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019

hazard pay 

Money one's employer pays in addition to one's regular pay due to the fact one agreed to do work that is dangerous to life and limb
"Combat pay" is the U.S. military's equivalent to hazard pay.
hazard pay by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003

fire hazard 

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).
Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.
fire hazard by Arman Java May 9, 2006
Word of the Day on November 9, 2007
The Hazaras are the third largest ethnic group of Afghanistan, native to Hazarajat. They're essentially a diverse and mixed race, descended native Iranic peoples of Afghanistan and Turko-Mongols from North-Central/North/East Asia, many claim to be descendents of Genghis Khan. They are definitely NOT pure Mongolians despite some looking predominantly East Asian, many look different as they are a very diverse people. They speak Hazaragi, an Iranic language mutually intelligible with Dari (Afghan Persian) but contains many Altaic words as well. However genetically, they are closer to the Turkic peoples of Afghanistan such as the Uzbeks than the other Iranic speaking peoples. What makes them distinct from all the other ethnic groups is the fact that they are almost entirely Shi'ite (although there are minority shi'ites in Pashtun and Tajik peoples).
Hazaras are probably the most discriminated people in Afghanistan.
Hazaras by al-spiderman-al-paki October 27, 2019

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards 

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.
Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards