“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicatedhaemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
A cool-ass superpower used to kill 3 burly half naked Aztec men and send the other one flying into space. It also almost killed a gay immortal vampire lord before he cut off his own damn head. It's so beast a nigga can manually break his arm to gum-gum rocket a bitch in the face without pain. Even Speedwagon is impressed.