The scientific name for the medicine Hax. Hax is a treatment for Noobitus. It is clinically proven to lower your chances of being owned in a videogame. Hax is not for everyone, especially people with skill, are married, or planning to become married.
I went to the pharmacy and asked for Hax (haxomgwtflol). They told me Hax is not intended for anyone over the age of 13.