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when you're a sad cowboy and nobody asks you hawyee
"they always say yeehaw but they never ask hawyee":((

Needle in a Haystack 

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.
Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.
Needle in a Haystack by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017
This nice asshole is from MHA and loves food. Did I mention he can also fly?
Jenny: Hawks is a sweet bitch
hawks by Denkitori July 3, 2020

Hawksridge 

A clean refreshing cheap brand of cider sold at ASDA. Measuring 4.2 on the Richter scale having a couple of these ensures a mad night out with the boys. For best results pop a couple of pills and then smash one of these bad bois down yeh.
GAZZA: Oi Oi Tezza you smashing a couple of hawks tonight lad

TEZZA: Yehhhh kid luve me a good Hawksridge
Hawksridge by Hello56743i May 3, 2018

BandWagon Hawks Fan

A Chicago Black Hawks fan, At one point a few years ago, The Black Hawks only had a quarter of their fans showing up to the games. But at their Stanley Cup parade they had 2 million. So as of 2010, if you became a Black Hawks fan THIS MEANS YOU!
Theres a BandWagon Hawks Fan in section 208 screaming because he thought that Hawks got a penalty, but they just went offside.

poll hawks 

Term used for the sycophantic pseudopatriots who are taking the Fake One’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.
Only poll hawks can prevent outright vote thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple voting we all know these Communist lefties are doing all over America!
poll hawks by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020