Being Hawley'd is super embarrassing and among the worst things that can happen to you. It's when you're caught and fully outed in public for pretending to be tough or strong but in the end you're a wimpy little skeerdy cat just-a runnin'-and-hidin'....and The Whole World Knows. Being Hawley'd is extremely painful. One never lives it down. Ever.
Yeah, he was kind of a loser, but things were still OK with Jimmy until he got Hawley'd. Everyone learned who he really was....and man he never escaped it after that. I don't think he'll have sex ever again.
by HungryJohnny July 22, 2022
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