Sometimes displays questionable sexuality. Can often be heard saying "Fantastic Bitches." Likes to snuggle with his roommate Mikey under their extremely soft yet homosexual blanket.
Someone who is very kind towards their fellow peers and is very outgoing. A Hawboldt is an excellent friend and a better companion. Hawboldt is known to be a very talkative and social person who doesn’t have a specific friend group but is rather friends with everyone. They listen well and have a soft/serious side when need be.
Can refer to either:
(1) A spare-time activity involving donkeys.
(2) A special fondness for laughing in an irritating squeaky/wheezy manner hat really grates on everyone else's eardrums.
(3) A leisure-time practice of watching old re-runs of da famous hillbilly-folks' TV show from da late '60's.
Heck Jones's favorite hee-hawbby was to nasally guffaw at Josh McBroom whenever he smirkingly believed that he had pulled a fast one on that seemingly-gullibleIrishfarmer, but in the end it was always said tall scrawny schemer who ended up getting bested, and said honest dirt-grubber who "got the last laugh".
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.