Phrase. Short for "Having a nightmare".

Often used when things have gone completely tits up and you have no control over what the fuck is going on.

Small "mares" are usually caused by physics practicals, but larger ones are usually due to women.
The Ultimate Mare: Going out with a fit girl for two years, splitting up while living with her, sleeping with her friend, sleeping with ex again a few weeks later, pulling another of your ex's friends a few weeks after, then telling your ex the gory details including the fact that you did not play it safe with either and that she may now have got de baad AIDS.
by MofoLoadOShit February 4, 2005
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Havin' a time is slang from eastern Canada, which means having fun, having a good time, just in a general state of well-being.

Generally, if one is havin' a time, he or she is doing pretty well.
Seamus was just sittin' at the bar, havin' a time.

"What're ya doin' over there, b'y?"
"Havin' a time! Yas should come join!"
by Cacaphonous Mischief October 19, 2009
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besties who both have a weird ass laugh. Havin is obviously cooler tho. #nocap #sheesh
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Havin and Carla are to people that couldn’t be more different. But that’s what makes them sooo good together. Carla loves Havin ssoooo much and likes to show it. Havin doesn’t like to show it but that is what Carla loves most about Havin. She is perfect just the way she is.

written by carla

ps.: I feel bad now cause I only wrote shit hahahahha

- havin
Look! Havin and Carla are here! woah they are amazing uff
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This is a shortened expression of "having a time" -- So, the act of experiencing any situation--in any context-- mildly or intensely, good or bad.
"Hey, how's it going over there?"

"I'm havin' one."

"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"

"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."

"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."

"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."
by Lo Mayne June 6, 2019
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The process of excreating (taking a shit) and ejaculating at the same time. Hence, havin' a roni.
"Do you know what it's like, havin' a roni?"

First used on the 1989 song "Havin' A Roni" on Vanilla Ice's debut album "Hooked". Also on "To The Extreme"
by Sir Psycho Sexy May 16, 2006
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