have a nonstick do

in Norwich and Birmingham, “have a nonstick do” is a common greeting used, meaning “i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet”

it’s more common than you’d think, with even teachers using it when greeting children in schools!

person 1: aye mate, have a nonstick do!

person 2: you too pal!

by sorryspeaking November 17, 2020

have a nonstick do

A greeting being used in more and more of the UK, meaning, i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet. A substitute for a ‘good morning’ / ‘goodbye’

Person 1 : right i better be off then mate
Person 2 : ah see ya, have a nonstick do

by loudestecho October 1, 2022

what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china

When someone says something completely irrelevant.

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

by LA777 May 13, 2015

what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.

Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

by RicardoP89 December 9, 2005

I have things to do

You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.

Mostly used after just having sex...

Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games

by Eric Kacktastic December 9, 2010

I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

by Qoak October 17, 2020

I love having big tits and doing crime

Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil

Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime

by NZJSJ October 25, 2023