I have no friends
I have no friends.
I have no friends by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021
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I have no friends
(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.
I have no friends by Blonde_jelyfish March 12, 2017
you have no friends
Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.
Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.
Bobby- HAHa you loner.
Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.
Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.
Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.
Bobby- That's what friends are for.
her- true dat
Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.
Bobby- HAHa you loner.
Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.
Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.
Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.
Bobby- That's what friends are for.
her- true dat
you have no friends by Me me self and I April 17, 2010
YHNF- You Have No Friends
The popular xbox clan who enjoys jokes about jacking off and 5 inchers. YHNF FOR LIFE. Once you go YHNF theres no turning back.
YHNF- You Have No Friends by The Pale Kid April 17, 2011
When you have no friends
When you have no friends by Been flicker 101 November 13, 2019
Have You No Friends?
Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"
<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!
Have You No Friends? by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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