have’t 

Peebles’ misspelling of haven’t

“My mom sent me Easter candy and I have’t gone grocery shopping in over a week so here I am eating krispy kreme donut flavored jelly beans for breakfast”

have’t by Charlatte Moomoo May 18, 2018

have’t 

A combination of ‘have’ and ‘to’.

“I have’t buy a donut at the store today”

have’t by mackattack611 May 18, 2018

I don't have time for this Lance 

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.

You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

I don't have time for this Lance by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018

Didn't have the cameras on 

Didn't have the cameras on is a phrase used when a popular youtuber FlightReacts, proclaims that he has done something significant, but he doesn't have any physical evidence to prove so.

*Flight sees a dude 360 windmill dunk*

Flight: "Oh yeah I've done that before back last year just didn't have the cameras on"

Didn't have the cameras on by Fearrr June 17, 2020

I don't have the facts to back this up 

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

I don't have the facts to back this up by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice 

Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.

Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"

She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008

I don't know why I have these goggles 

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

I don't know why I have these goggles by Cephiroth May 15, 2010