someone extremely unattractive could do this hypothetically
Damn, that mf was so ugly he could haunt a house.
by sassymchateful August 14, 2007
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Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.
"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"
by Pokonno December 13, 2021
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hounted house - place you go to get the shit scared out of you for a small fee
I don't wanna go to haunted house, I won't be able to sleep at night!
by Mariami October 25, 2007
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During the act of intercourse with a man using a condom, after ejactulating, removes his member from the condom with the condom remaining in ther person. The condom thus representing the ghost of the haunted house.
by Cmcintir September 22, 2008
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If you’re on Twitter/Flop tiktok and someone tells you that you’re invited to the haunted house; run. The haunted house came from a video on @perversefamily on twitter as a trailer for their Halloween special. I haven’t watched the video but I can explain what happened based on the reactions of other people. They start drinking piss and just having really kinky and disgusting sex with eachother in an orgy and worst of all someone put an entire leg up somebody’s bussy and an organ came out and he licked it.
Jiafei: GIRL YESS!! YOURE INVITED TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE!! MAKE SURE TO BRING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY😊🥰🥰
by Some tiktokker March 11, 2022
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During Halloween times, people love to look at haunted houses and spooky things.

Haunted Houses are believed to have spirits and ghosts haunting them, trying to scare the shit out of unsuspected people.

A lot of times, these houses are really old and the spirits have been haunting them for a long time.
So many people want to go into haunted houses... why? You'll just scream and run out.
by lunar shadows November 1, 2004
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