hauf

means half as in a half bottle

hauf bottle of vodka

by big boab July 28, 2005

hauf

OAF, extreamly large, big nose, big mouth, and pretty ugly, he has no friends because they all think hes a tool and want to kick his ass, he has no luck with girls and cant keep a girl for a month or let alone 2 weeks because he dumps them for his "family problems" sweet grow the fuck up and realize no one likes your ugly ass!!

and learn how to spell HORNY its not "whorny" damn that gilman education is paying off well

ugly oaf

by why are you looking im not gunna tell you my name January 25, 2004

Hauf

to procrastinate and do absolutely nothing, the act of accomplishing nothing

Today I sat around and haufed all today.

by Thomas John Murphy March 9, 2009

HAUF

A person (usually a girl) with a: hot ass, ugly face

Damn, she looked fine. But when she turned around, I was dissappointed to she that she was a HAUF.

by mick November 21, 2004