knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.

I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.

" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

Hattiesburg Handgun by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011

mad hatter 

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

Hattie 

A beautiful young lady who is talented, smart,and very funny. She has the best sense of humor and is the life of the party. She sometimes can be a bit of a wallflower and doesn't say anything. But with the friends she does have, they love her. You do not want to make her mad.

"Look at her with her humor and all her friends. She is so awesome."
- "Well duh man- she's Hattie."

Hattie by rainbowunicorn77 April 13, 2015

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

douche hatted fuck monkey by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

hair hatted houligans 

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

hair hats hair hatted houligans weave bitch bitches hoes hoe whore whores simp simps nigga niggas

hair hatted houligans by redbonegal September 15, 2013

hatchet wound

A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I told that bitch if she didn't like it, she could lick my blood hatchet-wound!

hatchet wound by T. J. October 30, 2003