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Ryan Hatris 

A fedora wearing kiddo that is socially awkward and says your mom jokes
Mickle: Hey guys I got some chicken nuggets today
Ryan Hatris: Your mom got some chicken nuggets today (tips fedora)
Mickle: Aw man, Ryan Hatris you got me this time
Ryan Hatris by Dr. Sherrill December 25, 2013
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n00beus Hagrid 

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.
Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

Hatrick Sprayze 

Hatrick Sprayze is the act of vomiting thrice in one evening of drinking. If one has completed such an act then that person is also known as Hatrick Sprayze.
Sebastiaan: Did you hear that Medzhnun vomited three times on Friday after drinking at the Christmas markets?

Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.
Hatrick Sprayze by Hulk19 December 17, 2018

The Instant Hagrid 

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.
She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
Conservatives who claim to love America, yet have a deep seated hatred for anyone expressing progressive / liberal ideas - first utilized almost exclusively on "The David Packman Show" under the segment "Hatriot Mail", where viewers who dislike progressive ideas send their hate filled e-mails to David Packman to air on his "Hatriot Mail" segment.
Hatriots who think they are Patriots love to send their hate filled e-mails to David Packman.
Hatriot by The Industrialist February 16, 2015
1) A person who zealously supports his/her political dogma to the point of bigotry towards people of opposing opinions.
2) A caller to "The David Pakman Show" who records "Hatriot Mail" comments expressing his/her ultra-conservative views in a derogatory manner.
Uncle Sam hates minorities; he's a true hatriot.
hatriot by lynxshade February 17, 2015