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hatchfords are ugly and nasty, these are herpes filled creatures who like to masturbate with teddy bears and have a really strange odor to them.
hatchfords think they are the "shit" but quite honestly they are just shit.
they also run really funny,
and they like to make up rumors that are extremely gay and not true
me: "whats your name?"
hatchford: "hatchfor-"
me: "i knew i smelt something."
by myname is ASDFLKJ February 13, 2010

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