An above average hat that is worn to parties that makes the night so much better; exclusions to the rule include but are not limited to 59/50 hats, hats worn sideways, and any other hat that would tempt somebody to call you a douche or tool.
by the Cadet August 25, 2010
A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.
by N8H October 5, 2008