hastag

A hashtag that has outlived its usefulness, either by irrelevance or by attracting too much spam to continue on a decent conversation. A combination "has-been" and "hashtag".

Man, #imabelieber is such a hastag. Only trolls and creeps tweet with it now.... not true Beliebers.

hastag by AwwwwPuddin November 8, 2013

hastag abuser 

A hashtag abuser is a person who uses the hashtag incorrectly like instead of # they put * love the Hashtag don't abuse it! The hashtag is #Awesome

Why u such a 'hastag abuser" hashtags are awesome!!

hastag abuser by #Beautiful August 4, 2014

Hashtagenese 

The spoken language of roblox players because of the garbadge word filter.

Hey, look! It's a robloxian. I bet he speaks Hashtagenese.

Hashtagenese by Person097862345 March 30, 2019

hashtag abuser 

A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.

"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag

"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"

hashtag abuser by I'm_relevant August 4, 2014

Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

hasta las quince 

Used to define something that goes on forever, until very late, until the very end.

"la unica banda que toca hasta las quince!" - Oro Solido

hasta las quince by astronay November 16, 2016

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Holding your sausage hostage by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003