Hasselhoff

A white girl who only dates black men, i.e., a 'Knight Rider.'

Wow, that girl is such a Hasselhoff!

by BishDaddy April 23, 2009

Hasselhoff

A very sloppy hambuger.

I'll need more napkins for this messy Hasselhoff burger.

by darin98401 May 8, 2007

hasselhoff

1. To bother or harass
2. To tempt or tease

1. The actor, though popular in Germany, was hasselhoffing the American public with his terrible music.
2. He stripped down to his red swim trunks in an obvious attempt to hasselhoff the women on the beach.
3. "I don't want be hasselhoffed right now!" exclaimed the busy young woman to the middle-aged man.

by stroyer May 19, 2006

Hasselhoff

1. Being of or related to extreme sexyness and body shine. 2. Having millions of fans in Germany but only known for sitcoms in which a car and or tits were better actors in the US.

That guy is so Hasselhoff.

by tr0var BangZ June 16, 2003

Hasselhoff

Something that is ultra cool to a select few but completely moronic to the rest.

1. Wow man, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is like so Hasslehoff.

2. Where the fuck are all the hot women? This nightclub is fucking Hasslehoff.

by MatrixDweller July 18, 2005

hasselhoff

When something is hard to do (also can be a missionhoff)

Setting up broadband was a Hasselhoff

by drschming April 4, 2005

Hasselhoff

Something that is fucking awesome! Not just awesome, but fucking awesome.

The show I love the 90's so so Hasselhoff.

by Robert Young and Camille Graham March 30, 2006