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2.
A adult female (like Anne Heche) who has affairs with women and declares herself lesbian when young but decides later that she's really hetero and becomes a totally straight hausfrau, married, PTA, making apple pies, the works, making the 100% dykes rather bitter.

PRONOUNCED so as to rhyme with "lesbian."
Oh she was hot for pussy in college, but like so many now she's just a hasbean.
by Axel von Auersperg December 06, 2005