To break a 5 iron golf club over your knee. Preferably your knee without the Patrick Ewing knee brace. Then proceed to insert the grip part of the golf club in the women’s butthole. Take the club part and put it in her vagina. After this you can scream, “Hole in Two!”

Doug was playing well until he gave the cart girl a Harter. After that he became flustered and had a triple bogey. It was worth it though.

Harter by Johnny Longknuckle July 11, 2018

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Chode Hartzell

A person by the name of CHODE HARTZELL.Go to [myspace and search her, she's a roleplayer who attacks people in bulletins 'cause she has no other life. Seriously...what kind of name is CHODE? Fffrreeaaaakkkk.

Person A: Did you see what Chode Hartzell said in her bulletin?
Person B: Which one? She spams up my bulletin board. Such a WANNABE.

Person C: OMG Chode just said the meanest thing about -insert person here-.
Person D: Story of her life, she's a WANNABE.

Anonymous: Chode WANTS TO BE Canada.

Chode Hartzell by RP-er April 3, 2009

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logan harter

This is the world's most amazing boyfriend. The last guy on earth that will actually walk a lady to her car and open the door for her. He opens doors and is polite to the women he loves. He can light up any room with the smile.

Hey are you dating Logan Harter
Sure am!
Damn your so lucky

logan harter by grup23 November 25, 2020

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hartzler

a pile of shit stacked to atleast 5 foot 7 inches high. usually found in the Marine Corps. also means to fall asleep after a 5-6 minute car ride

bro wake the fuck up you're being a hartzler....or look at the size of that hartzler sitting in the chow hall

hartzler by kelly kirkwood November 21, 2010

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