Harry Potter vs. Twilight 

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

Harry Potter vs. Twilight by Heaven Ximena April 11, 2015

Harry Potter 

The only reason I have not yet gone insane.

Person: You like Harry Potter?

Me: Always.

If you have read/watched these, you will know what I mean.

Harry Potter by accio-always May 13, 2019

Harry Potter 

Harry Potter is a best-selling book series by critically acclaimed author J.K Rowling. Though many view the Harry Potter series as a "children's series", it goes for all ages.

450 million Harry Potter books have been sold worldwide.

Harry Potter by Banana Phancakes April 18, 2016

Harry Potter 

QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST SERIES OF BOOKS OF ALL TIME

Idiot: dude Harry Potter sux
Sensible human: I say, you seem highly uneducated my dear chum.
Idiot: I'm gonna get drunk and drive home with my shot gun

Harry Potter by vincerella January 10, 2016

Harry Potter 

A reporter for Australia's Network Ten (no joke).

"...Harry Potter, Ten news".

Harry Potter by Dan November 24, 2003

Harry Potter Nerd-off

When two or more people with the Harry Potter Syndrome have a form of 'battle' either in person, on fb, or over texting, in which they pretend they are one of the characters from the Harry Potter series. They use references from the books, recite spells and cantations, and try to make it as epic as possible. It is all verbal, unless of course if it is in person, in which case they must use the proper wand movements when jinxing or spell casting. A story-line can go along with this, made from the duelers' imaginations. It occurs spontaneouly and inner purpose of it is to show off your knowledge of everything Harry Potter and the aftermath of it is that one or all of the involved duelers will deny ever being involved in such an activity.

Dueler 1: EXPELLIARMUS!!!!
Dueler 2: *ducks behind witch sculpture* BLIMEY! Can't you just accept that Hermione loves me?
Dueler 1: NEVER! You filthy ginge, she's mine! *hears a crack as Hermione apparates*
Hermione: I DONT LOVE EITHER OF YOU!
Dueler 2: Oh yah? AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hermione: *falls to floor dead*
Dueler 1: What a shame... wanna go get some Butterbeers?

Next day:

Dueler 1: We had a Harry Potter Nerd-off last night!
Friend: Oh really?? *snickers
Dueler 2: Nooo... I dont know what you're talking about!

Harry Potter Nerd-off by Craazy Angel April 3, 2011

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 

The fourth movie based on the fourth book in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Lots of controversy among fans has arisen among fans about the considerable amount of canonical events that were cut out or changed in the movie.

Differences between the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film and the book:
House elves and S.P.E.W. are cut out
Ludo Bagman is cut out
Bertha Jorkins is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's confession is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's fate is cut out
Harry's recuperation in the hospital wing is cut out
Fudge giving Harry's winnings to him is cut out
The creatures in the enchanted maze are cut out
The Dursleys are cut out
Hermione's capture of Rita Skeeter is cut out
Several Pensieve scenes are cut out
Sirius Black's role is very small, compared to the book
The Quidditch World Cup match is cut out

Etc., etc. For more info, see Wikipedia.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006