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To describe a situation that is bad, scary, or threatening.
If you go to prison, and become some Bubba's bitch, you're gonna be in one, hairy ass predicament.
hairy ass by hair-ee ass August 27, 2003
an ass that has imense amounts of hair on it
one time Dj leaned over in english class and me and giselle gasped as we saw a big fat hairy ass pop out at us our eyes started to tear as we stared with disgust
hairy ass by katie April 13, 2004
Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.
Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.
hairy ass by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

hairy ass paki 

A paki from wellington telford with a hairy ass
Did you see the face on that hairy ass paki, his mum and dad must be brother and sister, fucking inbred.
hairy ass paki by Fanny bollocks September 7, 2016

lick my hairy ass 

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.
“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole
Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
lick my hairy ass by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

Harry Assmaster 

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.
"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?"
"That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night"
"Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."
Harry Assmaster by crunchbitemsc November 3, 2011