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Harliano
The Italian American Harley Riders Association
A motorcyclist of Italian American descent that rides a Harley Davidson
A motorcyclist of Italian American descent that rides a Harley Davidson
Motorcyclists who ride with Harliano represent The Italian American Harley Riders Association
You do not have to ride a Harley Davidson Motorcycle or be of Italian American descent to join Harliano
You do not have to ride a Harley Davidson Motorcycle or be of Italian American descent to join Harliano
Harliano by Harliano Riders July 10, 2016
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears
The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014
Haribo Roulette
5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul
Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.
Haribo Roulette by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015
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