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Hartpury Hero
Someone who thinks they are God because they are "hard" enough to walk around constantly in a top man shirt, shorts and flip flops even if its -5 outside, usualy around Hartpury College Campus
Hartpury Hero by flipflopgod October 6, 2010
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harpurhey shuffle
A special and secret fight technique that originates from an inner-city area of Manchester, in North West England, called Harpurhey; which is located approximately three miles north east of Manchester city centre. The technique is greatly feared and just the mere mention of possessing Harpurhey shuffle knowledge, as a combat skill is enough to make opponents turn and run. Although the technique is a closely guarded secret, rumour suggest that it involves shuffles across the path of an appointment, making sure he/she takes small, quick steps to stay in contact with the ground, this enables them to change direction quickly and at will. The foot work is combined with a windmill type arm manoeuvre which has been described as too fast to explain.
Man 1# See that lad over there, he’s been saying you’re a nut job
Man 2# Oi, shit head, have you been putting it around that I’m barmy…
Man 1# Watch out our kid, he might look small but I heard that bloke is from Harpurhey and knows the Harpurhey shuffle
Man 2# Oh shit
Man 1# He’s coming over
Man 2# leg it!!
Man 2# Oi, shit head, have you been putting it around that I’m barmy…
Man 1# Watch out our kid, he might look small but I heard that bloke is from Harpurhey and knows the Harpurhey shuffle
Man 2# Oh shit
Man 1# He’s coming over
Man 2# leg it!!
harpurhey shuffle by MishLoz November 7, 2012
Hartpury College
In the middle of nowhere, it is an agricultural/equine/sports/animal college catering for diplomas through to masters degrees.
It is known for its stereotypical "horsey types" featuring fleshtone jodhpurs and rugby stars commonly thought to have balls bigger than brains - this is why they wear cups as any damage could prove fatal. Also noted are the wide variety of characters that make up the teaching staff and speedfreak bus drivers who seem to demonstrate very little knowledge of how to deal with the campuses mountain-resembling speed bumps.
Bar's not bad though, good sofas, ove the paninis.
It is known for its stereotypical "horsey types" featuring fleshtone jodhpurs and rugby stars commonly thought to have balls bigger than brains - this is why they wear cups as any damage could prove fatal. Also noted are the wide variety of characters that make up the teaching staff and speedfreak bus drivers who seem to demonstrate very little knowledge of how to deal with the campuses mountain-resembling speed bumps.
Bar's not bad though, good sofas, ove the paninis.
One lecturer at Hartpury College specialising in parasitology is noted as being in short supply due to his stature, resultantly there are those who think little of him.
There are a distinct lack of straight male equine students, others are known to have a certain "intimate" relationship with their horses.
Yet other students have been duly warned with regard to their conduct:
"Students have been caught swimming in the Campus Lake. This is an extremely dangerous pastime, particularly when under the influence of alcohol, and must stop immediately."
There are a distinct lack of straight male equine students, others are known to have a certain "intimate" relationship with their horses.
Yet other students have been duly warned with regard to their conduct:
"Students have been caught swimming in the Campus Lake. This is an extremely dangerous pastime, particularly when under the influence of alcohol, and must stop immediately."
Hartpury College by fred cb hannah April 25, 2009
Rebecca Harpur
A really amazing and wonderful person. She is beautiful but needs to love herself more. She’s an amazing friend, she’s always really nice and funny and will always put a smile on your face even on the darkest days. She’ll always have your back and you’d be the luckiest person in the world to have a friend like Rebecca.
Rebecca Harpur by Duck lord :) April 25, 2021
Hartpury Equine Girls
Hartpury Equine Girls come in 3 types...
The first are the posh, snobby, designer branded bitches who call mummy and daddy at the slightest problem and demand to take your chinese. they go through their 20 grand horses like primark thongs in summer. they have an undenying obsession with schoffel agris, when rly they are just after their fat trust fund. It is very easy to spot theses girls because they have there horses liveried in the most luxurious barns going at hartpury.
The Second type of Hartpury Equine Girls are the smart sucks ups who have a normal style without that posh twat look... These girls are very rare as they only come out of there blocks in a fire drill... Theses girls are fucking lunatics that should stay away from the drink unless u want to be traumatized by their psychotic mind and do not take any bullshit or fuck around with the Agri or Rugby wannabe twats...
At last but not least the third type... Theses girls are lazy as fuck ! & thick as constipation. they are just pure attention seekers with no fashion sense eg. yellow thongs under primark black leggings. they are the biggest idiots going and would ask for help on how to take shit from a stable at the end of the year because of there lazy fucking asses. When given help these girls look at u with a glum in the face then waddle (to waste time) to another unsuspecting victim. May all the Gods help these victims of the stupidity.
The first are the posh, snobby, designer branded bitches who call mummy and daddy at the slightest problem and demand to take your chinese. they go through their 20 grand horses like primark thongs in summer. they have an undenying obsession with schoffel agris, when rly they are just after their fat trust fund. It is very easy to spot theses girls because they have there horses liveried in the most luxurious barns going at hartpury.
The Second type of Hartpury Equine Girls are the smart sucks ups who have a normal style without that posh twat look... These girls are very rare as they only come out of there blocks in a fire drill... Theses girls are fucking lunatics that should stay away from the drink unless u want to be traumatized by their psychotic mind and do not take any bullshit or fuck around with the Agri or Rugby wannabe twats...
At last but not least the third type... Theses girls are lazy as fuck ! & thick as constipation. they are just pure attention seekers with no fashion sense eg. yellow thongs under primark black leggings. they are the biggest idiots going and would ask for help on how to take shit from a stable at the end of the year because of there lazy fucking asses. When given help these girls look at u with a glum in the face then waddle (to waste time) to another unsuspecting victim. May all the Gods help these victims of the stupidity.
Hartpury Equine Girls by tree-hugger123 April 27, 2021