haretoise

The ultimate hybrid between a tortoise and a hare. This creature has the best of both worlds as it is quick but also slow-and-steady. It would be wise to put your money on this creature to win the race.

Mark: How is the haretoise fast and slow at the same time?

David: Don't question the haretoise Mark!

haretoise by Kuyt1 January 3, 2011

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harutosexual

A person who is only attracted to treasure’s Watanabe Haruto

-umm hi... can I have your number?

-oh sorry, I’m Harutosexual

harutosexual by svgjklxhr October 27, 2020

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haretoise • harutosexual • hareoism • Hartosexual

harutosexual

Person who is only attracted to Treasure’s Haruto

-Umm hi... can I have your number?
-oh sorry, I’m Harutosexual

harutosexual by svgjklxhr October 27, 2020

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Hartosexual

A fan of Hannah Hart (creator of My Drunk Kitchen). This term is not gender specific.

"You are such an Hartosexual, and there's nothing wrong with that."
"God, I love MDK. I'm soooo Hartosexual!"

Hartosexual by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012

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hareoism

Acts of amazing resourcefulness and bravery pertaining to bunnies in some way.

Brer Rabbit showed repeated acts of hareoism in dealing with the likes of Brer Fox, Brer Bear, and Brer Wolf.

hareoism by QuacksO September 28, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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