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The ultimate hybrid between a tortoise and a hare. This creature has the best of both worlds as it is quick but also slow-and-steady. It would be wise to put your money on this creature to win the race.
Mark: How is the haretoise fast and slow at the same time?

David: Don't question the haretoise Mark!
#tortoise #hare #turtle #race #rabbit
by Kuyt1 January 02, 2011
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